Little Caesar

&nbsp Little Caesar is the mascot for Little Caesar's

Appearance

Little Caesar appears to be a caricature or the late Roman dictator Julius Caesar. Although hairless he does have a mountain laurel atop his head depicting his status and honor. Bands or band like markings can be seen on his arms and legs, it is unknown what they are for. Little Caesar has a large mouth and an even larger nose, as such his front profile eyes and nose align to resemble a penis like shape. Little Caesar is seen wearing an orange toga with the print LC (standing for Little Caesars) cleverly hidden at the end of the skirt. The toga isn’t very long and only comes up to his upper thigh, barely containing his massive genitalia.

Adding to his sex appeal at the apex of his chest he has a tuff of hair and can be seen wearing a scandalous pair of gladiator sandals revealing a pair of feet anyone, even those without a foot fetish, would go insane for. Each foot contains only 3 toes and oddly enough only one toe nail on each foot, specifically the big toe.

Personality

Little to nothing is known on the personality of Little Caesar although he can always be found with a big grin on his face or a pleased smile. His smile adding to his good looks, having the power to charm and swoon any possible patron, having them feel warm and safe as if in a hug.

Abilities

Speech

Although he isn’t much of a talker little Caesar most commonly utters his favorite catchphrase “Pizza! Pizza!” Until recently it was unknown if he was capable of speech other than this phrase. After the legalization of gay marriage in the United States on June 26, 2015 Little Caesar could be caught chanting his new catchphrase “Penis! Penis!” One he respectively chants throughout the entirety of June, known as pride month.

Little Ceasar is also seen in a Ad where he says "Picnic, Picnic"

Fighting

Little Caesar is seen frequently carrying around a spear weapon (with occasional pizza’s pierced though it) and as such is a dangerous opponent if challenged. Little is known of his untapped power source and spear skills therefore Little Caesar should not be challenged nor angered.

Skills

Little Caesar can be found driving an electric scooter on pizza box art, he is doing so with one hand, using the other to eat pizza. This is a true testament to his proficiency and unmatched skills of the road.

During promotional hours he has been seen to be holding a pizza guitar that he plays. The pizza guitar will display current Little Caesar deals being offered in store. He plays his guitar with raw talent and skill, luring in his new and old customers like a pied piper.

Relationships

Crazy Bread although he rarely appears is another mascot belonging to the Little Caesar’s family. The two can be found posing together in promotional pictures, although little is known about their relationship the sexual tension between the two is undeniable. But for my money, i think little ceasers has a crush on papa john resulting in a huge fan war between the two pizza places. All while pizza hut watches from the sidelines raking in the dough.

Pollution Man was here and loves om nom

Lunchbag gets Little caesar

I want the little caesars plush